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Welcome, travelers. First and foremost I would like to say, I am sorry. But this is probably a lie because if I truly felt remorse this site would most likely not exist.
So, enough stream of consciousness typing, Who the hell am I? I am the writer. The majority of the content you will find here is either straight from my brain (with some blatant theft from some other sources) or molded by the play dough device that inhabits my brain space whenever squishy un-molded jokes or stories enter the metaphorically plastic contraption between my ears. damn I love ridiculous metaphors.